This is the Steel Magnolia Divine Ya-Ya Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. - i'm covered in bees
the hive vagina monologues
I need to pee. I could really go for some cheeseball right now. I like the hole and the pole. Where are you, Meester Cow? America wants a sandwich. Why won't you talk to America, bitch? America wants to be entertained. I'm not trusting anyone over thirty, and I'm almost forty. You shattered the macaroons!!!! I'm gonna scream!!!!
But, mostly, I need a place to store my shit. And a warm place to crap.