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the hive vagina monologues

the gang of three's influence on the world
29 December
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I need to pee. I could really go for some cheeseball right now. I like the hole and the pole. Where are you, Meester Cow? America wants a sandwich. Why won't you talk to America, bitch? America wants to be entertained. I'm not trusting anyone over thirty, and I'm almost forty. You shattered the macaroons!!!! I'm gonna scream!!!!

But, mostly, I need a place to store my shit. And a warm place to crap.

hivevagina is nivcharayahel and queer_theory.
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